Teamed up with my partners in crime,or shall i say partners in making people lives miserable?Which ever way you might want to consider , the plan had worked. All thanks to the mighty Trio-Me,Juanda sir and Aqmar.Lol...basically we're bored so played a nasty prank on people. so you wanna know right?As i've expected.
----------Victim no. 1---------
Last seen : still brooding over the thought of not being a unicorn but a human instead. Name: Hakam Age: 15 (sad to say he really sounded like a 51 year old who's so blur & unfortunately doesn't have a sense of humour.) Place of crime: MSN
And so our normal conversation starts off when one of us asked him how today's training was like for him.His reply was that it was tiring and at the same time fun as he had learnt some basic drills.Good to know that. Anyways, our so called 'normal' conversation did not turn out to be normal afterall.After a few minutes of silence, suddenly hakam also knw as Boggy, asked if aqmar was juanda sir's sister as i was like sure they are.Infact they're conjoined twins.They had an operation when they were 5 and aqmar had half of her brains while juanda got most of the brains.lol..such a lame thing. He actually believed that.Man he's sad.He's so easy to tricked.Then he was like wat's a unicorn?We told him that unicorns have 8 legs while a deer has 6 legs : he's so dumb!He fell for that joke and believed what we told him.Hakam.Boggy.Wateva he's called is certainly a GOOD victim to prank and certainly someone who doesn't catch a joke that fast.Overall,he's a PERFECT victim to con.
-----------Victim no. 2--------------
Last seen: Having a terrible stomach cramp from laughin too much. Name: Danial Age: 14(he's more like a troubled kid) Place of crime: MSN
Danial.Also known as cool danial.Or was he? the last time that J.A.N spotted him, he was feeling at his most down and was in a moody state of mind. Spite of his condition, J.A.N had planned to put him out of his misery by simply giving him more things to think about and putting the load on him.Cruel?I don't think so.That's what we're specialize in. Making people suffer.And so our story goes when Dan was spotted logging online. Being his friends, we know that Dan does certainly have a sense of humour.Sadly his personality did not matched his mood today.We took that as an advantage for our prank.As dan was feeling down and having thoughts of killing himself, we troubled him even more by telling him that he's in NDP'05. Man he's shocked alright.The usually cool dan was now totally 'not cool'. He lost his balance and panicked.We on the other hand kept on pestering him to go to for trainings and not to miss it as we all will be dealt wil severly if he doesn't turn up. He was at the brink of breaking down when our prank got nasty. We told him that he had no excuses and that kind of made him more miserable when he revealed to us that he's already suffering with his life. It was kind of sad hearing about how his life is on rocky mountains.Doesnt have the heart to go on and broke the news to him and he was so suprised and kind of pissed off as he was setting off to iron his uniform.lol.A smooth prank i shall say.As compared to Boggy,Dan's prank is more effective and was a touching as we talked about all sorts of espects in life. Death, smoking,the girl that he loved but sadly she doesn't love him anymore. That kind of thing. Conclusion:Dan is a cool guy afterall and Boggy is still a blur sotong.
-----------Victim no. 3----------------
-This victim is getting on the nerves of J.A.N with her remarks of how well she knw her idol.wateva gerl.u suck we rock!.End of story for victim no. 3-
-----------Victim no.4----------------
As the time passed by,out contacts seemed to be getting lesser and lesser.So does their sense of humour. Victim no. 4 was totally cool when we told her that she had lost a certain camp session.She took it well and poof!Was offline.That was unexpected.Anyways end of case with victim no.4.
As you can see i'm one of the member of the secret society called 'J.A.N'.Now its not secret anymore since i've told u about our crimes.We're planning to run away to Sulawesi when u read this.So poof!WE're gone.U don't have a clue who we are. We may or may not touched ur hearts when we're around the corner.But certainly 1 thing is for sure.We have certainly pranked people and wasted their time.
-End of story- -File 32435643 : Case close- -This entry was written 1 million years ago when no man was ever alive- -or u might think otherwise- -J.A.N a.k.a the undeniably pink panthers- ---------------Have a good night folks------------------
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
{ 12:35 AM on 'U've been punk'd!' }
Teamed up with my partners in crime,or shall i say partners in making people lives miserable?Which ever way you might want to consider , the plan had worked. All thanks to the mighty Trio-Me,Juanda sir and Aqmar.Lol...basically we're bored so played a nasty prank on people. so you wanna know right?As i've expected.
----------Victim no. 1---------
Last seen : still brooding over the thought of not being a unicorn but a human instead. Name: Hakam Age: 15 (sad to say he really sounded like a 51 year old who's so blur & unfortunately doesn't have a sense of humour.) Place of crime: MSN
And so our normal conversation starts off when one of us asked him how today's training was like for him.His reply was that it was tiring and at the same time fun as he had learnt some basic drills.Good to know that. Anyways, our so called 'normal' conversation did not turn out to be normal afterall.After a few minutes of silence, suddenly hakam also knw as Boggy, asked if aqmar was juanda sir's sister as i was like sure they are.Infact they're conjoined twins.They had an operation when they were 5 and aqmar had half of her brains while juanda got most of the brains.lol..such a lame thing. He actually believed that.Man he's sad.He's so easy to tricked.Then he was like wat's a unicorn?We told him that unicorns have 8 legs while a deer has 6 legs : he's so dumb!He fell for that joke and believed what we told him.Hakam.Boggy.Wateva he's called is certainly a GOOD victim to prank and certainly someone who doesn't catch a joke that fast.Overall,he's a PERFECT victim to con.
-----------Victim no. 2--------------
Last seen: Having a terrible stomach cramp from laughin too much. Name: Danial Age: 14(he's more like a troubled kid) Place of crime: MSN
Danial.Also known as cool danial.Or was he? the last time that J.A.N spotted him, he was feeling at his most down and was in a moody state of mind. Spite of his condition, J.A.N had planned to put him out of his misery by simply giving him more things to think about and putting the load on him.Cruel?I don't think so.That's what we're specialize in. Making people suffer.And so our story goes when Dan was spotted logging online. Being his friends, we know that Dan does certainly have a sense of humour.Sadly his personality did not matched his mood today.We took that as an advantage for our prank.As dan was feeling down and having thoughts of killing himself, we troubled him even more by telling him that he's in NDP'05. Man he's shocked alright.The usually cool dan was now totally 'not cool'. He lost his balance and panicked.We on the other hand kept on pestering him to go to for trainings and not to miss it as we all will be dealt wil severly if he doesn't turn up. He was at the brink of breaking down when our prank got nasty. We told him that he had no excuses and that kind of made him more miserable when he revealed to us that he's already suffering with his life. It was kind of sad hearing about how his life is on rocky mountains.Doesnt have the heart to go on and broke the news to him and he was so suprised and kind of pissed off as he was setting off to iron his uniform.lol.A smooth prank i shall say.As compared to Boggy,Dan's prank is more effective and was a touching as we talked about all sorts of espects in life. Death, smoking,the girl that he loved but sadly she doesn't love him anymore. That kind of thing. Conclusion:Dan is a cool guy afterall and Boggy is still a blur sotong.
-----------Victim no. 3----------------
-This victim is getting on the nerves of J.A.N with her remarks of how well she knw her idol.wateva gerl.u suck we rock!.End of story for victim no. 3-
-----------Victim no.4----------------
As the time passed by,out contacts seemed to be getting lesser and lesser.So does their sense of humour. Victim no. 4 was totally cool when we told her that she had lost a certain camp session.She took it well and poof!Was offline.That was unexpected.Anyways end of case with victim no.4.
As you can see i'm one of the member of the secret society called 'J.A.N'.Now its not secret anymore since i've told u about our crimes.We're planning to run away to Sulawesi when u read this.So poof!WE're gone.U don't have a clue who we are. We may or may not touched ur hearts when we're around the corner.But certainly 1 thing is for sure.We have certainly pranked people and wasted their time.
-End of story- -File 32435643 : Case close- -This entry was written 1 million years ago when no man was ever alive- -or u might think otherwise- -J.A.N a.k.a the undeniably pink panthers- ---------------Have a good night folks------------------
